Silver Tongue

Mar 12

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*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

Hephaestus was not Zeus’s child, he was Heras. After Zeus gave birth to Athena through his skull and Dionysus through his thigh, Hera attempted to give birth by herself (although she did not know that Zeus ate Metis to prevent a prophecy and ended up giving life to Athena or that he accidentally killed Semele by showing his true form and burning her, then putting her charred organs into his thigh to make Dionysus) so Hephaestus came out half formed and did not fit Heras image of an ideal family so she chucked him off of Olympus before Zeus could find out, crippling him for his immortal life. Hera was a bitch like that. But yeah, Hephaestus isn’t Zeus’s kid.

(Source: antiquarians, via saccharinecyanide)

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Anonymous asked: If Dipper is a Buck, and Bill is Bill, and you ship them, is the pairing then "Dollar/Bill"?

probablyfakeblonde:

I cannot believe this

considering what is in place of the pyramid on it, why not call it the -12 dollar bill?

rudegyalchina:

This picture of his classmate protesting for him got more of a negative backlash … Guess why ?

I need this picture to get a good amount of notes because you have to search about 8 times just to find it .
I respect her .
I think it got negative attention because she was forcing eyes to open.
Apparently it caused “discomfort ” for some people to see her holding up this sign . For her to be crying … -_-
Not the fact a child her age was murdered . Not the fact that her best friend is gone .
No white Americans claimed a white child with questions was “negative / distasteful / out of character / outrageous ect .”

(Source: kingrudegyalchina, via deep-sea-prince)

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Mar 11

(Source: hollllow)

a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, "you were BORN with the internet, you don't know what it's like to live without!"
Me: yeah
96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.

shockingjokes-artbook asked: I need to catch up on Steven Universe I'm not pass when they built the space ship

demon-space-boi:

Watch it, now….

http://www.animetoon.tv/watch-steven-universe

Here is the episodes