Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
Lame
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”
I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
One time when I worked at a pizza place, this woman ordered her pizza with light cheese and extra sauce and complained that it was too soupy.
(via jestre)
He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.
whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis
That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.
Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!”
God damn. The mild world of Waluigi.
The lore deepens
Waluigi is the best.
Did seriously no one ask for a source to this? Source, please?
Well, it was charles martinet, the voice of most mario character including waluigi, who said they weren’t related. Well, him and the official mario party 5 guide.
(Source: alfsnumberonefan, via jestre)
[video]
you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
Nah, you will find out your boyfriend is actually a girl who disguised herself to fight in her fathers place during the war.
(Source: cantaloupemilk, via mysticbaconslice)
Public Announcment: Everyone in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, asexual, transgendered, straight, community and whatever sexuality I left out are now my babies.
He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.
whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis
That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.
Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!”
God damn. The mild world of Waluigi.
The lore deepens
Waluigi is the best.
(Source: alfsnumberonefan, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Example of how the meninist movement is unjustified: when an overweight man was bullied on 4chan for dancing in public, meninists didn’t defend him. Instead, thousands of women did, and not only that, but they also organized a big ass dance party for him and invited celebrities who are actually going to come
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silver-tongues-blog asked: People are insensitive jerks. You're not some art mule, you're a person and you will get back to updating when you feel ready. Never put your blogs over your health.
nah clearly I’m the jerk
I have to bend over and kiss everyone’s ass all the time, otherwise I’m just a big meany pants jerkface
That isn’t what I am saying! You are acting like a lady on her period, jeez!
“I’m not being rude.”
WELL OKAY THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP TO A TRANSMAN.
This is why you THINK before you type
christ
I am not being rude. Stop mocking me please.
You just told someone with gender dysphoria they are acting like a chick on her period
Guess what
I’m a guy stuck with a uterus.
Poor you
Wow, fuck you. Gender dysphoria is a serious thing and you making comments like that are making things worse. Also, saying someone acts like a person on their period when they’re are reasonably upset is incredibly sexist.
the-don-jesus-deactivated201509 asked: They act like they've done done nothing to deserve these responses and yet continue to with their rude behavior.
“I’m not an asshole, you’re an asshole!”
“LOL, WE’RE STILL FRIENDS, RIGHT!”
“It’s not my fault.”
*passive-aggressive remark*
“I’m helping!”
“Stop mocking me!”
Don’t forget the blatant transphobia
silver-tongues-blog asked: I managed to pull victory from the jaws of defeat after half our maf died to vet n1 and half the town (including all the mad but me) died to four arsos n3 and hanging a jester. Also, my name was Yamcha which was pretty ironic.
How did you not die n1 to a Saibaman?
—-Saber
Trans swapped the person who I was gonna BM with the person the maf and dis were attacking. I ended up BMing the person who was supposed to be attacked.
The person I was supposed to BM was a vet on alert