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You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry
Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing
Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard
The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes.
DM: There’s an island of gold sitting in a pool of lava.
Dwarf: It’s a trap. Gold melts in lava.
Human: What if the lava has a low melting point?
I would trust the dwarf on this one. If there’s anyone who knows more about precious metals and melting points, it would be the one who is born and spends their whole lives revolving around smelting.
you guys should all follow my fur affinity and deviant art
What if hux and phasma went in undercover bosses at the same time kylo did and ‘Matt’ never realized
What do you think they would go undercover as?
Radar technicians. Phasma would be the one who takes it super seriously and be like “radar maintinance is very important. If just one radar is miscalibrated, an entire fleet of enemies could show up on our doorstep and we wouldn’t even know”
Hux would be the one who somewhat knows what he’s doing but isn’t to sure.
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What if hux and phasma went in undercover bosses at the same time kylo did and ‘Matt’ never realized
I heard he had an 8 pack. Heard that he was shredded.
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The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.
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