The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
It’s okay, the grey cotton in the sky is protecting me from the giant ball of fire but I am concerned about unriendly people.
My boss recently scheduled a meeting between them and
myself so that I could teach them exactly how to use the backend editor for the
trading arm of our company. I arrived at the meeting on time with the website
already loaded on my laptop. My boss wasn’t there so I waited.
My boss didn’t show.
Client: (a few days later) What happened? I was waiting around for you all
morning!
Me: I’m sorry for
the miscommunication, but our meeting was scheduled for Wednesday. I didn’t
know you were expecting me today.
Client: Wednesday? No, I rescheduled the meeting for this morning.
Me: No one told
me that was the case.
Client: I changed
the booking
in my diary. I heard that you IT people could see that stuff.
My magic IT powers don’t extend to paper diaries, no.
“why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
“this forms energy consumption is inefficient” really mettaton? you ran out of batteries because of inefficient energy consumption? not because you were doing this?
What do you expect? It was the first time he had legs and had to learn to balance himself.
