Silver Tongue

Mar 10

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kevinbolk:
berrythehatchet:
impudentstrumpet:
kevinbolk:
A philosophy I very much live my life by.
Yeah, too bad he was a Nazi.
was he? shit
I’m assuming by “he was a Nazi” you meant he played a PARODY of Hitler in a MOVIE and in that same movie he also plays a barber who disguises himself as said Hitler parody and delivers one of the greatest anti-fascist speeches of all time.
It’s okay. It’s a easy mistake to make.

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zoey-chu:

okay but also consider all these little arbitrary things to take from this episode:
Dipper is such a precious little wimp that he literally can’t throw a water balloon hard enough to pop it
Manly Dan basically tried to kill a child for talking smack about a boy band
McGucket continues to have a raccoon wife even after his memories are restored
Cinnamon bun Soos confirmed to actually want Stan to be his dad
The portal was “meant to create knowledge”, not unlike the machine Waddles made in the fake story Stan made up about him
How many people do you think died during that final gravity shift tho
Why was Dipper’s birthmark downplayed for so long, yet we kept seeing it in that final scene?
Seriously though how is someone so weak they can’t break a water balloon this dork child is gonna be the end of me

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sour-sweet-gay:

me around my family
me around my friends

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[video]

Mar 09

Guys I need help…

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:
rosexknight:
So I bought this here cutie mark thinking I was gonna get an adopt based on it (which was my fault) but now I can’t think of a design…
So.
I need a race, color palette, and gender to make an adorable pony based around this cutie mark:
white and blond with blue eyes. Either unicorn or earth pony
So I was gonna have him be a guard but for some reason he just became an alicorn in my mind and that could be problematic…

deos clypeus is latin for “gods shield”

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As you can see, the odds were stacked against us.

Wolf was called out by consig.

The bm and framer tried to get my lynched after I saved the inves.

The consig quit when the framer was on stand.

The witch was framed by the second framer.

I swapped the inves with the mafioso

we hung the consort (now mafioso) after he tried to lynch the proven doc. I made a big deal about the doc being doc. (and told him to heal the inves while he investigates who ended up being spy)

I swapped the doc and the second framer (mafioso) on the last night.

While I admit, six maf games aren’t fun, it is satisfying to beat them.

deviantartwhy:

“Bold and Brash”
More like “Belongs in the trash”
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Seriously though.

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communistbakery:

heart:
lavalauncher:
heart:
*taylor swift lyrics*
*camel toe comment*
that’s not… it’s the crease of my jeans.. have you ever like seen a vagina

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