Silver Tongue

Feb 21

prokopetz:
“ pipistrellus:
“ goddamnshinyrock:
“ bobak:
“ wilwheaton:
“ (The Moon’s surface in true color and high resolution, via China’s Yutu rover  (JPEG Image, 4095 × 2768 pixels))
Okay, this picture is HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE, and it’s amazing.
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It’s...

prokopetz:

pipistrellus:

goddamnshinyrock:

bobak:

wilwheaton:

(The Moon’s surface in true color and high resolution, via China’s Yutu rover  (JPEG Image, 4095 × 2768 pixels))

Okay, this picture is HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE, and it’s amazing.

It’s surreal to see a world without* an atmosphere and therefore a deep black sky. And before you claim it’s fake because there aren’t any stars, that’s because camera exposure to see the surface is too short.

*technically the moon has an atmosphere, but it’s around 10-100 trillionth of ours^

^assuming you’re reading this from Earth, and this isn’t being read in the year 2050 on a Mars colony

I was zoomed in on it, trying to figure out why it was making me vaguely uncomfortable and why my mind kept insisting this was fake, and I realized the problem I was having was that I was expecting atmospheric perspective to fade the contrast on the farther objects and make the horizon hazy, but….. no atmosphere. 

i… am …disturbed

The preceding comment is interesting because it highlights one of the ways that our perception of reality can be culturally influenced.

You know how sometimes, when you’re watching a movie with computer-generated special effects, you can just tell whether certain scenes are CGI, even though you can’t put your finger on exactly why?

Well, one of the things your brain is picking up on to make that determination is missing or incorrectly simulated atmospheric haze; this is highly characteristic of cheap CGI because atmospheric haze is a huge pain in the ass to correctly calculate - most low-budget productions either omit it entirely, or else fake it with simple linear distance fog.

That’s why photos of the Lunar surface and objects in outer space tend to look fake to modern audiences: we’ve been unconsciously conditioned to associate wonky atmospheric haze with bad CGI.

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pus-wagon:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

goopy-amethyst:

chongoblog:

jaymonoto:

sledgehammertoe:

themonsterwithoutaname:

skr0ala:

professor-maple-mod:

seyrii:

idreaminpixels:

miilkyrum:

danupert:

pro-gay:

lesbiansinouterspace:

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

relaxed-muscle:

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

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jlasses

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jloves

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and

jarf

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i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

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or a 

jallgown

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@pro-gay

time to break out my

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juit

don’t forget you

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jankerchief 

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

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jar

@txepvi @seyrii

This is junforgivable

don’t forget your

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jurse

or your

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jumps.

if you get bored you bring your

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jiolin

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

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Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

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Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

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And people thought it was a good idea, even!

JEATS

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

@officialclod

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

@space-queer

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voidbat:

stimmyabby:

You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.

read that.

read it again, and again, and again.

somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot.

if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.

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Anonymous asked: Two universes. One where Liz hypnotizes and the other where she gets hypnotized

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Dom!Liz and Sub!Liz.

Two sides of the same coin.

Destined never to meet, one cannot live without the other.

The deepest lore.

If they do meet, it would probably be the best hypnosis session ever. And world ending sex or masturbation depending on what you consider self cest

Suggest some things for me to draw adult melon doing

silver-tongues-blog:

i will draw some when I get home from work tonight.

Still haven’t gotten any suggestions

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NSFW pachyderms on my porn blog

silver-tongues-blog:

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^preview^

on my personal nsfw blog

On the fruit salad NSFW blog

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fruit sinning

silver-tongues-blog:

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Wanna see a NSFW I just posted?

You can see it on my NSFW blog or the fruit salad NSFW blog

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kistlerrrkid:
“ monozettai:
“ pr1nceshawn:
“ A pretty good compromise.
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oh my
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This sounds like a disease
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kistlerrrkid:

monozettai:

pr1nceshawn:

A pretty good compromise.

oh my

This sounds like a disease

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fingurken:

recentgooglesearches:

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

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