Silver Tongue

Mar 09

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selfportraithandpuppet:
“I looked at this and thought “i am looking at a
• facebook post of a
• buzzfeed article of a
• tumblr post of a
• yik yak post
like that is so many social media filters for one person’s idea to go through
and now it’s another...

selfportraithandpuppet:

I looked at this and thought “i am looking at a 

like that is so many social media filters for one person’s idea to go through 

and now it’s another tumblr post i guess 

(Source: captain-shiner, via thatsthat24)

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smaugslittlehobbit:

Persephone is the goddess of flowers and is adorable and smart and she probably only wears pastels and at the same time she’s the queen of hell and if that’s not life goals I don’t know what is

(Source: iridescent-tendencies, via rosexknight)

ultigom:
“a-random-mod:
“k-lionheart:
“tittily:
“ cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
”
i don’t even know where to start with this post
”
I would start with the jelly beans
”
jelly beans? I only see gummy worms?
”

ultigom:

a-random-mod:

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

I would start with the jelly beans

jelly beans? I only see gummy worms?

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(Source: les-memorables, via ultigom)

k-lionheart:
“tittily:
“ cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
”
i don’t even know where to start with this post
”
I would start with the jelly beans

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

I would start with the jelly beans

(Source: les-memorables, via )

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Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face

every-flavored-bean:

So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,

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at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out: 

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The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.

Now everyone has read about the Elsa/Anna/Rapunzel face debate, but I wanted to see just how far this face thing went. And boy does it go far.

I took pictures of both male and female characters from recent Disney/Pixar movies:

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And then traced both of them. Look at the diversity of male face shapes:

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AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS SHOWN HERE:

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WHAT

THE

FUCK

Just take a second to scroll up and look back at the original pictures in case you think I’m joking. 

Apparently every Disney woman is a clone/direct descendant of some primordial creature with huge round cheeks and a disturbingly small nose, because there is no other explanation (yes there is(it’s lazy sexism)) for the incredible lack of diversity among these female faces.

DISNEY.

WHY DOES EVERY WOMAN THAT YOU HAVE CREATED IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE SHAPE? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HARDER TO ANIMATE. STOP ASSUMING EVERY WOMAN HAS A ROUND BABY FACE AND A SHORT CUTE BABY NOSE. YOU CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 

TL;DR: Boys in animated movies have faces that are square, round, skinny, fat, alien-looking, handsome, and ugly. The only face that girls get to have is some round snub-nosed baby face. That’s not right.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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crystalgreatsword:
“OH
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crystalgreatsword:

OH

(via robustquestioner)