Silver Tongue

Feb 21

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cyanocitta-blattidae:
He’s beauty, he’s grace
he’s got a pin pretty close to his face
Slate belongs to @jitterbugjive
slate is incredibly disturbed

(via jitterbugjive)

elentori-art:

I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN
25 years in the future Dip’s kid stumbles upon this really weird statue in the forest…

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arrestedforloitering:

neversuspectshrub:
eyjoey:
kasukasukasumisty:
missespeon:
missespeon:
you can tell the first generation of weeaboos are starting to make cartoons. you can just tell.
#someone please add a screenshot of lumpy space prince with his shoujo eyes
TAWOG bonus
dont forget
And dont get me started on

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bumbleshark:

if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera

(via deep-sea-prince)

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scotchtapeofficial:

pacmantrinity:
Never forget this.

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heavyydirtysouls:

this tweet is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

(via deep-sea-prince)

queenriver:

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text
less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

(via deep-sea-prince)