Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.
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Is this funny? I can’t tell anymore
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Sell in the winter to give someone a very confusing summer.
Well i can’t let those tags go unseen
Oh so this car has a venom symbiote
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1eos:
1eos:
old testament god literally would blow up humanity for anything. you made eye contact with that golden calf nd boom your whole family dead
republicans: god would NEVER send an illness to kill humanity
god in the bible once a month:
Remember that time God sent a bear to maul those two kids for making fun of a bald man?
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whoever decided that a hairless body should be the norm for women…bitch i hope you burn in hell
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Anonymous asked:
Hi beautiful! Can you take a picture of yourself with wonderbread?
Cruella would have been a good movie if it was called gaga and it was a fictional origin story for lady gaga. Keep everything the same just change all use of the word cruella to gaga.
apex trash shuffler (◎ω◎ )
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