Silver Tongue

Feb 20

Weight Gain Note Thing Featuring Mhinera!

khaoskris:

rahiros:

So I have seen all the awesome weight gain note things going on around on Tumblr, and even though I feel I’m not well known enough to make this effective, let’s give it a try! ;w;

For every 1 reblog = 4 lbs

for every 1 like = 2 lbs

Current weight = ~175

I’ll try to update it either every day or every other day depending on how much is gained!

depending on how popular this is/how much time I have available (after doing all the comms I owe!!) I may turn around and finish each of the pics made.

IT’LL GO UNTIL I FEEL LIKE STOPPING IT!

More Note expansions! Totally loving this meme <3

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mistressovfear:

sickspins-tr-8r:

darth-salem-emperor-of-earth:

commodorecliche:

crazynoodles69:

lord-of-morning:

I aint saying the Sith are good guys, they do bad shit as well, but let’s look at history on the other side of things.

> Paint Sith as villains when the were originally just a splinter faction with a differing belief system.

> Lead a court ordered genocide against a Sith planet that posed no threat after having been defeated in a war. 

> Fun fact, the Sith were only on that planet becuase the jedi had killed all but 12, stripped them of everything and put them on ships into random deep space

> Essentially the Jedi made the Sith what they are today through stupid decision making

> Abandoned their peace loving code (which was forged because of legislation disbanding their military forces, bringing about a thousand year era of peace) to become commanders and generals in the Clone Wars.

> Lead a violent coup against a leader who was actually elected once it came put that he was from a group they a personal vendetta against, because this is what peace loving space monks do guys.

> Literally train to feel no remorse or pity as opposed to the Sith who are expected to embrace the full spectrum of emotion.

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Just in case some of you are interested…

Jedi Code:

There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

Sith Code:

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

And a third one also exists which is made by the gray Jedi. (The ones who’ve “gone rouge” but aren’t Sith)

There is no Dark Side, nor a Light Side

There is Only the Force

I will do what I must to keep the balance

The balance is what keeps me together

There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish

There is passion, Yet peace

Serenity, Yet emotion

Chaos, Yet order

I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance

I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way

I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance

I am a guardian of balance

I am a Gray Jedi

Not to mention the continuous mind-fucking of anyone they need to trick. Jedi legitimately are A-okay with manipulating the free will of others to achieve their means.

@actualanakinskywalker, you might like this. 

In case you’ve been fed too much Jedi propaganda.

I have been waiting for this post since I joined tumblr.com.

I would be a grey Jedi. The Jedi are such fools that they didn’t consider they might be part of the imbalance. Light without darkness is blinding. The reason Anakin was the chosen one was because he destroyed both Jedi and Sith and paved the way for a new order that is more neutral in the force. I mean, Luke did do things that would be considered Sith moves like force choke and such. And he let his emotions show without being consumed. He and his students were only Jedi in name but were grey in the force which is what brought true balance.

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obscuruslupa:

cancerously:

coelasquid:

toasty-coconut:

toasty-coconut:

Please don’t ever forget that at one point in time there was an actual Pokemon musical touring the United States

There was even weird sexual tension between Giovanni and Ash’s mom

Just never forget

So, I wasn’t expecting this to get so many notes. But because it did I figured you might all like to know that one of the stage managers of the show uploaded the entire thing to YouTube in seven parts a few years ago. Enjoy.

Also Giovanni was Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.

Every time I remember there were some people that didn’t understand Pokemon was on every square inch of this planet: I give you this.

This shit premiered on BROADWAY.

I had no idea this existed, this is amazing!

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hotbitchgaga:

You’re a liar to your core if you don’t admit that Lady Gaga made pop culture 100x more interesting by forcing everyone step up/change their game when she came on the scene.

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“Gays can now get married. You’re finally equal, what more do you want?!”

fluent-in-lesbianism:

Ahh, yes. You’re right. This is EXACTLY what equality feels like.

(Links to both articles: x , x)

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chefhypno:

hypno stories where a person gets hypnotized into having sex is one thing but then there are those hypno stories where the victim believes they’re madly in love or they forget what happened every time or their perception gets altered so they can’t realize what’s going on and unfffff i’m so into hypno porn there’s so many directions you can take it

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greenwithenby:

What was your favorite part of the Gravity Falls finale?

Alex Hirsch introducing Alex Hirsch to anime, Alex Hirsch obliterating Alex Hirsch with a punch to the face, or Alex Hirsch inheriting the Mystery Shack from Alex Hirsch?

Alex Hirsh sacrificing his mind to kill Alex Hirsch.

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pettyrevenge:

So I live next door to a couple (a VERY conservative couple) and their twin boys. The boys can’t be more than 8, and like most kids, they like to play in the back yard. Which is totally fine, doesn’t bother me at all. They’re kids and like to run around. What bothers me though is that they love to throw their toys over into my yard. Alot of toys. Action figures, balls, frisbees, rackets, etc.

Them throwing them over don’t even really bother me that much. What bothers me is that the parents keep demanding that we have to throw them back. They don’t ask, they don’t knock on the door and apologize, they just yell over there fence when they know that we are outside and TELL us to give it back. And that bothers me. They also seem to encourage their kids to throw it over to our yard.

So after Christmas I was at the store and saw that they had a ton of Barbie’s, nail polish, Bratz doll frisbees, and balls on the clearance. I bought 5 of everything I could find that I knew my neighbors would hate seeing their sons play with. Every time an action figure gets thrown over to my yard, I will throw a barbie back with it. Every time a ball gets thrown, a Bratz ball will be returned. I already threw a couple nail polishes over and the twins went crazy. They loved it. They’ve had pink, purple, and green nails all week.

It’s been 2 days and not a single action figure has crossed my fence. More importantly, not a single rude demand from the parents to return them. The kids are having fun, and I have pretty revenge.

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smitethepatriarchy:

fandomsandfeminism:

notplayingthevictimcard:

I heard someone outside of this website say “hypermasculinity” seriously. The future is bleak.

One of the first studies of hypermasculinity was conducted by Donald L. Mosher and Mark Sirkin in 1984. Mosher and Sirkin have operationally defined hypermasculinity or the “macho personality” as consisting of three variables:

• callous sexual attitudes toward women
• the belief that violence is manly
• the experience of danger as exciting

They developed the Hypermasculinity Inventory (HMI) designed to measure the three components.^[1] Research has found that hypermasculinity is associated with sexual and physical aggression towards women.^[2][3] Prisoners have higher hypermasculinity scores than control groups.^[4]

Anti-Feminist Stumbles Upon Scientific Conversation, Is Bewildered and Terrified

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