1. She has nappy hair and sleeps in a bonnet so her hair won’t dry out
2. Bovier (her maiden name) is prolly creole
3. Lisa is woke as fuck
4. Lisa has a twist out and Bart has a high top (look at the hair Ned Flanders and his children have)
5. Patty and Selma don’t like Homer because he’s white
Therefore, The Simpsons is America’s first interracial family.
Happy Black History Month!
Oh shit.
But they’re all yellow? ???
Humans are all shades of yellow.
THey need to get their livers checked because they have serious jaundice.
If we’re being realistic, going an entire lifetime without sinning even once is an almost impossible task. So heaven is probably full of nothing but toddlers who died super young and really boring people.
“whether you sin one time or a thousand times, we all end up in the same place. So sin a million times and join us as a legend”
