so the kids were the animatronics
all these times people were drawing child porn and not robot porn
Foxy: Yarrr I be like twelve
judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?
my horse Mayo: *neighs*
What the fuck?
well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am
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My mom tells me that guys who play video games can’t be my heroes because they don’t do anything with their lives. I want to prove her wrong and show her that they are heroes to many people. Please reblog if they are your heroes.
Your mom is a moron. People managing to have a career doing what they love is hero material and inspirational.
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I wonder if I’m anyones sempai
I’ve been feeling really lonely more often than not lately. I feel like whenever I talk to someone, I’m annoying them, or that my social skills are lacking, or that I’m just uninteresting and unfunny and generally… Less. Boring. No one that I admire or find interesting is interested in talking to me.
The people who used to spend time with me don’t talk to me much, and the people I try to talk to seem unhappy with the conversation.
I don’t know if I’m paranoid, or if my personality is just succumbing to the dullness I feel.
I’m sorry for posting this here, but I feel like I’m either gonna burst or implode with all this unhappiness.
No matter what, even if you feel like you’re annoying me, you can always talk to me. because nothing is more important than the wellbeing of my friends.