-People loitering literally at all times
-Animal fighting! Animal fighting everywhere. National pastime is animal fighting
-I fly in international airspace without a permit, often only holding onto the legs of a small bird. Unsafe! Who is letting me do that
-Gyms advertise falsely! No workout equipment
except for brawly
Brawly is a poser, those machines aren’t even plugged in. His Gym doesn’t have working electricity half of the rooms don’t even have operational lighting:
Maylene’s gym wants a moment with both of you
Have you seen all the holes in that floor? No way Maylene’s gym is up to code.
ok then how about Misty’s?
Seems well-equipped enough for water-based excercises
No lifeguard on duty? Disgraceful.
…she’s right there
(via )
“Grammar Stanley”
— Quote that wins the award for ‘most in character at the worst time’ (via strexcorpsynergistsinc)
This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.
Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”
Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”
So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.
Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.
roy’s reaction is literally
Spot the difference
Considering who runs the military and who is pulling the strings, I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t a mistake. I mean, Father already had a good chunk of the future planned out and needed elric in the military to accomplish most of it.
