Silver Tongue

Mar 03

Professor "NotRumple" : So hum, what do you do to relax when you're not asking me, a real Prefessor from Oxford to translate something?
Belle : Oh I spend some time with my friends
Professor "NotRumple" : Friend? Male friend? Are you seeing anyone? I'm just asking you know, because I'm just a professor, I'm not your husband. Obsolutely not.
Belle : I'm not seeing anyone. And well, I like books...
Professor "NotRumple" : Yes, I've always loved that about you... I mean I would have loved that about you, if we had met one day in our lives. But we didn't, because I live in Oxford. What kind of books?
Belle : Well fairytales..
Professor "NotRumple" : Fairytales like Rumplestiltskin. Do you like the story of Rumplestiltskin? Or The Beauty and The Beast? Great story too.
Belle : ...
Belle : You could at least try to be subtle Rumple. It's getting really hard to act like I don't know that it's you.
Professor "NotRumple" : ...
Professor "NotRumple" : ...
Professor "NotRumple" : ...
Professor "NotRumple" : Oh look at the time it this here in Oxford, where I live, because I'm a professor and not your husband. I have to go. Have a nice day.

Anonymous asked: Does your mod pony look like you?

thegreatdelta:
rosexknight:
Um…
No not really…I was scared a pony that looked like me would be boring.
What a good jackolope :3
Come to think of it Hazel’s got a similar color palette actually.
I didn’t design her, but apparently white/tan/brown is just my thing when it comes to characters that represent myself. Also spots.

I see the badge I designed

I just realized, Regina never gave belle back the dagger

kelpiesnshit:

a-random-mod:
kelpiesnshit:
I have waited so very long, done so little…
I have put thousands upon thousands of hours into games, I gorge myself with mtn dew and doritos..
But, alas, my neckbeard has still not grown.
Will I ever reach my nice guy destiny or am I doomed to be a cute girl forever?
Maybe I should wear the fedora more often.
If you have a real fedora then you’re doing it wrong. You need to get a trilby and call it a fedora. Also, drink plenty of mountain dew and doritos. Also complain about the friendzone every chance you get.
I am off to buy a trilby hopefully it wont friendzone be like Dan did.
Even though we are dating I am stuck in the friend zone.
I have friends and not every single one of them is interested in dating me.
Little do they know they are missing out on my chivalry, I would hold open all the doors for them and not be like one of those other guys.
Their loss. When they are dating people who treat them like crap, but actually very well, I will be laughing from my cheeto incrusted chair.
They shall crawl to my feet and I, with my immense collection of shitty knives and katanas, shall deny them.

I am absolutely disappointed in you. You never once said “m'lady”

(Source: hollllow, via hollllow)

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kelpiesnshit:

I have waited so very long, done so little…
I have put thousands upon thousands of hours into games, I gorge myself with mtn dew and doritos..
But, alas, my neckbeard has still not grown.
Will I ever reach my nice guy destiny or am I doomed to be a cute girl forever?
Maybe I should wear the fedora more often.

If you have a real fedora then you’re doing it wrong. You need to get a trilby and call it a fedora. Also, drink plenty of mountain dew and doritos. Also complain about the friendzone every chance you get.

(Source: hollllow)

IF FIRE WERE WATER

the-lone-hunting-detective:

duckiel:
richintheheart:

this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
everything changed when the water tribe attacked
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO

I would love to see an AU where the water tribes attack. I mean, imagine an army of bloodbenders and stuff

(Source: micahgoulart.deviantart.com, via deep-sea-prince)

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(via thatsthat24)

fabrickind:

teamrocketing:
my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous
“what is your gender?”
“Top hats”
*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*
*panics*

Is it at the disco?

(via thatsthat24)

justtosthings:

Mafia had a downward spiral that started N1.
-Eris

Let me guess.
N1: Both visited the vet.
N2: GF killed by jailor
D3: Consig lynched
N3: Framer killed by trans and vet
N5: GF killed by jailor

(via town-of-salem)