my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous
“what is your gender?”
“Top hats”*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*
*panics*
Is it at the disco?
(via thatsthat24)
Mafia had a downward spiral that started N1.
-Eris
Let me guess.
N1: Both visited the vet.
N2: GF killed by jailor
D3: Consig lynched
N3: Framer killed by trans and vet
N5: GF killed by jailor
(via town-of-salem)
When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
(via goldenblackhawk)
Please fire me. A customer came in and yelled at me that he was reporting us to the state because all 3 parakeets he has bought from our store had died. Upon further inquiry, he admitted he neglected to feed them anything. When told that parakeets need food to survive, he was shocked and told me I should have told him that when he bought them.
You should have called someone to charge him with animal abuse.
(Source: pleasefireme, via deep-sea-prince)
So, I’m trans. N1, Octavia dies to mafia and the DN sounds like they were targeting Vinyl scratch. Octavia was a transporter. now, due to the nature of the two characters, I had assumed octavia swapped herself with vinyl scratch. Then, D2, I swap vinyl with the vet (who was on alert) and a doc saved me. The next day, the doc is on stand and I confirm she healed me. The werewolf had voted guilty so we put him on stand and lynched him. I save the doc as the doc saves me at night. one night, I accidentally kill the doc by swapping her with the mafias target. I can at least note that the person is inno. I narrow it down to three people, two after the mayor reveals. We lynch one, who is consig. In their will, they say the other suspect was the witch. So now I have no leads so I check the chat. I realize that the only person who wasn’t confirmed was vinyl, because I assumed that she was swapped with tavi without actually confirming it.
She gets on stand and claims surv. I pointed out there was no room for surv becuse
X was a proven vet
Y was an amn gone doc
Z was a witch who can’t really do shit at the moment
and I was a trans.
So we lynched her and she was mafioso. The sheriff interrogated her the same night I swapped her with the doc so that’s why she came up as ns.
[video]
GET THIS AWAY FROM ME
(via saccharinecyanide)
I wish I could think of a caption for this.
(Source: sizzlebutt, via saccharinecyanide)
This Congressman just showed everyone the exact right way to support transgender people
On Wednesday, California Congressman Mike Honda did his part to combat the often difficult reality many transgender people face by expressing a sweet message of love and support for his own grandchild.
The tweet was sent in the wake of recent, encouraging political action on behalf of trans individuals. A new law could be on the horizon.
Breaking news: Man is decent human being, deserves praise
OR Breaking News: CONGRESS MAN shows support for a marginalized group when most would try to hide it away in the closet.
Breaking news: Man who has the power to help change things, not because he’s a straight white ally, but because he actually has power in the government, is yes, a decent human being, but also is potentially using his power as a congressman to help change things, for the better, for trans people.
BREAKING NEWS: HIS GRANDCHILD MAY BE ABLE TO ALSO USE THEIR GRANDFATHERS POWER AS A CONGRESSMAN TO CHANGE THINGS.
BREAKING NEWS: THIS IS A FUCKING GOOD THING. it may not seem like a lot, and trust me, I will never pretend to know the trials of a trans person. But, I do know that when someone has power as a representative of the government, they don’t always use it. And from the looks of it, this man may intend to help change things, not only in his own state, but prehaps the whole country.
(via renniksarts)
So if you at the blurred parts on the paper it’s all fun facts about the game and series!
If someone could clear it up that’d be very helpful!
it’s the same text in the newspaper clipping from the beginning of the game too, comparing the word shapes!!
sharpening it looked horrible so i’ll just type it 4 u
(goin counter clockwise from the top left)
- “Looking back on many of my old games, I’ve found that there is almost always a broken down robot in them. I’m not sure why this seems to be such a recurring theme in my games, but it’s obvious that it’s something haunting me.”
- “Before I began work on FNaF, I had to choose what game to make out of three potential games. Knowing it might be my last try before having to start a new career, I was choosing between a sequel to The Desolate Hope, a remake of my first game- Legacy of Flan, or a new idea about animatronics and security cameras.”
- “While working on the first game, I started a crowdfunding campaign for it. I raised exactly (zero ?? i think) dollars.”
- “In the original game, Freddy was never originally meant to move around the diner and was only meant to "get you” if your time ran out. This was changed before release.“
- "I actually modeled the Foxy character on my laptop while riding on a (it’s either "24” or “14”) hr drive to visit my in-laws over the summer of 2014. It’s very difficult to model a 3D character on a bumpy car ride. Maybe this is why Foxy looks so torn up! ;) (or :) idk which cheeky lil emote this guys throwin at me) While we were there visiting my kids got to experience Foxy’s jumpscare for the first time!“
- "In real life I tend to have waking nightmares, meaning that I walk in my sleep, etc. One night I dreamt that Bonnie was in the hall outside my door, so I jumped out of bed and rushed to hold the door shut. I discovered that the door was locked and it filled me with dread. In FNAF 1, when the doors don’t work, it means something is already in your office! So when I felt that the door was locked, I felt like Bonnie was in my bedroom and was about to get me! Thankfully, I woke up.”
- “Fun Fact: The names Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy were just nicknames while I worked on the characters. I was planning on giving them official names later but had grown very fond of them by the time the game was done.”
some of these were hard to make out but heres my best shot 6w6;;!!
(via robustquestioner)