I just realized:
I forgot to eat today
I have been having thoughts that make me feel really bad
I’ve barely been able to sleep and when I do, I end up waking up hours past when I normally do
I don’t remember the last time I took a shower or washed my clothes
I am so fucking tired
JUST
WEAR
DAMN
FUCKING
FLANNEL
(via jwcartoonist)
I should get the bill cipher zodiac tattooed on my back
netflix are you sure
Where’s that pic of that person having the same reaction when Netflix was recommending happy tree friends because furry watched1000 ways to die?
(via wuffleton)
employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage
customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals
what about employee v. customer fistfights
an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
I’m torturing my anatomy class with the bone puns I’ve saved up since undertale. They don’t find them humerus.
[video]
Does leek spin but with bones
dragonborn: ah yes, the poison. the poison of weakness to poison. the weakness to poison poison. that poison?
[video]