maybe if y’all would stop intentionally totally erasing the existence and representation of bisexuals and pansexuals we wouldn’t have to settle for identifying with the gay community idk just one of those ~wild~ ideas I get sometimes
maybe y’all should realize that gay is an umbrella term for anyone that isn’t straight. thats why people say “gay wedding” for same-sex marriages even if someone in the marriage is bisexual. gay isn’t a sexuality, homosexual is a sexuality.
“Of course! Nice to see you again.” Chip said cheerfully before preparing the shortcake with extra strawberries and adding a few marshmallows to a cup of coffee. She’d never heard of putting marshmallows in coffee until now. She suppose it worked. “Will that be all?”
I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.
Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.
Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.
Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.
So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old
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I feel so sorry for first years in order of the Phoenix.