Silver Tongue

Mar 02

chakrabot:
harblkun:
hookteeth:
beltaguise:
Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.
Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??
I have a dire need for this.
I tried
omg it’s so cute
always reblog lizard people

(via mysticbaconslice)

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I love the portrait of the fat lady.

lightspeedsound:

soufflesandbowties:
soufflesandbowties:
i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

(Source: ad-mira-tion, via robustquestioner)

raptorific:

Honestly using Hades as the villain for every greek mythology story because he happens to rule over the afterlife would be like if 3000 years from now they made a bunch of Justice League movies where Batman was the villain because he has the darkest costume

also, you probably shouldn’t piss off hades considering the inevitability of death.

(via robustquestioner)

adurot:

input-command:
motok-wolf:
kavaeric:
are you even trying
Calories not grams
Lets check the original statement using Google and a little math.
Steak has roughly 283 calories per 100g of Steak (source)
Broccoli has roughly 34 calories per 100g of Broccoli (source)
Steak has 26 grams of protein per 100g of Steak
Broccoli has 2.8 grams protein per 100g of Broccoli
(as seen in the photos presented earlier)
We are looking for Protein per calorie. That’s Protein/Calorie.
26/283 = .09 grams of protein per calorie of steak
2.8/34 = .082 grams of protein per calorie of broccoli
By that math
Steak has 9 grams of protein per 100 Calories and
Broccoli has 8.2 grams of protein per 100 Calories
The original photo is wrong.
Don’t get me wrong, I like broccoli, especially with cheese, but you can do things with meat that tastes better.

also, don’t flat out lie to people when trying to make a point.

(Source: butterflygrace, via adurot)

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