I JUST BEAT OFF.
AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.uh
okay?
it’s a game omfg
i mean, yeah, it can be a game if you want it to
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I raise you
Ante up
Can I join in?
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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Respect plant rights. Eat a hamburger.
Without locally-grown lettuce, of course.
What about tomatoes? Pickles?
replace them with more patties
(via adurot)
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tag yourself im sex perverts
computer freaks
Money lovers
what is an ankle biter
I’m women
I think that’s supposed to be “rebellious women.” Also what does this guy actually like? He hates “effeminate culture” but also hates “Sport’S Nuts”?
Nah, rebellious is in a different font so it’s by itself.
(via orchidvioletindigo)
American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.
“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”
okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.
(via thetimeisneveright)
