like. ahhg. being 20′s just gonna be another excuse to feel shitty about dumb life-goal/accomplishment things. just another reason. like. i cant get excited because im already tired of the resulting Bullshit i’m gonna have to deal with
I blame baby boomers for giving an unrealistic expectation for what your 20s will be like because when they were 20 the economy and housing market was good and people could afford a nice house and college on a fairly decent wage but then they fucked everything up and refuse to admit it and act like it’s us millennials at fault despite everything already being fucked up by the time we come of age
imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together
Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here.
I could have been Lesbert or Robley
I think I’m good. Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.
fUCKING TARZANNE
THEORINE FUCK ING
Tawn or Dom
uh
Coulda been Ronnie but we all know the alternative is best
BOSS
Kymmy or Tale (hmmmm)
Bianna
Dill
Micheal + Frances so Micces or Franeal; nickname: Fike or Mran
Michon or Johnelle
Laurk or… Fraurie?? My parents’ names do not go well together, apparently.
Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
I love eli woods because she was like other girls and still succeeded. Too many female characters are “we aren’t like other girls. we aren’t popular and don’t care for makeup but we are super smart” but all that does is make people who DO like makeup and traditionally girly things feel bad about it. Elle Woods was a great role model for people who are like other girls.