Silver Tongue

Feb 08

blitzfrau:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

it flew over the whole city

massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale 

THE FUCKING “YIKES” FACE ON THE BALLOON BEHIND IT THOUGH

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bpd-amethyst:

thecrystaltems:

ladies reblog and tell me what’s your favorite part of a woman physically

for me it’s thighs…soft or muscular it doesn’t matter I just love ‘em

*grunting* the stomach

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flutterbuns:

cmnedark:

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

relaxed-muscle:

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

@sd–doomsday

@benjamin-note

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Anonymous asked: Is that thing you ordered purely cosmetic, or can it be used? Where did you get it. Either way, awesome! (Wouldn't mind one myself, if they aren't too expensive)

It’s a sit to pee so it’s a little more than cosmetic but not by much.

I got it from here which for the most part specialized in silicon daks until last december.

@mastermod is the one who showed me the site.

I’ve got a surprise

the-tardis-is-mine:

i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:

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