do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?
is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??
groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather
And for some reason, bill murry ends up time traveling and repeating the same day over and over again
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long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
Yeah but, you have Donald trump. Your point is invalid
you have David Cameron my skelebro
you have countless dead native americans underneath your country
So does canada and mexico
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“You’re too young to be in love"
let me just remind you that when Romeo and Juliet met ,Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 13.
Bro. Six people died and it lasted three days
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Reblog with your favourite bread.
Garlic.
Challah.
Garlic
You people can’t keep saying Garlic! Garlic is not a type of bread, it’s a method of preparation. It would be like saying my favorite type of bread is a pastrami sandwich.
garlic
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silver-tongues-blog asked: For the rip out a characters heart. Chip will never truely have a family. Every time she gets close to to a stallion, he rejects her and even if he didn't, she wouldn't be able to have a child with him. The closest thing she has is the spawn of a monster. She will die the way she lived. Alone.
I almost feel bad with this one.
saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:
mcdonalds marketing strategy: ex who thinks it’s okay to hit you up years later to say weird vague threatening things when they’re horny
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