So I saw an ad on the back of a magazine this morning:
I saw the * next to the gay and immediately thought it was going to be some sort of terms and conditions where they ask you to prove how gay you are or something equally stupid. So I had a look and this is what it said:
if i had a time machine i’d go back & check out all those historical ufo sightings
Depending on the rules governing time travel/predestination/etc, this strikes me as an excellent way to be mistaken for a UFO.
There’s a story in there, somewhere.
i. i didn’t even think of that. shit.
Actually there is a series like that. It’s called mindwarp and it’s a childrens boook series. Each book, a child reaches a certain age and gains a power before being kidnapped by evil aliens and escape. Later they all eventually find each other and it turns out they are all mising one of their parents. Then they discover the aliens are actually supersoldiers from the future sent to stop the mess the alpha group, another set of super soldier experiments, caused. The Alpha members all being a parent of the children. So yeah, time travelers being mistaken for aliens has been done already. It’s actually a really good series and very underrated.
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
(via )
Adults:
don't talk to your parents like that! they deserve unconditional respect, love, and obedience even though i've never met them and have no idea what kind of people they are
Adult schoolteacher:
Do you want me to call your PARENTS and tell them how you were behaving? *assumes parents aren't abusive*
Adults:
family is awesome!
Adults:
blood is thicker than water!
Adults:
your parents love you!
Adult media producers:
*create thousands of stories where families love each other ~~no matter what~~*
Adults:
It's really easy to get out of abusive families! just tell an adult :)
Adults:
*don't teach kids how to recognize abuse*
Adults:
*normalize physical abuse as 'discipline'*
Adults:
It's hard to take anything kids say seriously haha
Adults:
*takes abusive parents' word over their kids'*
