Silver Tongue

Feb 04

deoxyrebornicleic:
“ A MATCH MADE IN HELL
”
That big cock is closing in on the pussy

deoxyrebornicleic:

A MATCH MADE IN HELL

That big cock is closing in on the pussy

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hol up lemme torrent this $1,500 font so i can make the walmart logo say “Chilli’s”

boymeetsworldtradecenter:

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“I don’t care that you rolled a natural 20 on intimidation, you cannot intimidate fire!” —

DM against the gunslinger halfling (via outofcontextdnd)

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tosquinha:

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save me from the daaark

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Feb 03

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

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I’m an astrophysicist. 

All science is the same

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