imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched
If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post
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Why is “Luke” the only “normal” name in the Star Wars universe?
This is offensive to all the bens out there
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Honesty hour.
Furries and non-furries, please specify.
Would you date this tiger?
I’m really enjoying the notes and tags on this post.
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As a person born in 1998, if I live to be at least 102, I will have lived through 3 centuries and 2 millennia, making me the coolest guy at old people parties.
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We’ve sent spaceships to the Moon and probes to Mars, but still judge cars based on how many horses they equal.
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If your house burns down, there is probably a point where some food is perfectly cooked before it’s over.
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“When you speak with him, you must be very careful to show no emotion at all. Not the slightest expression, or he will sue you.”
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Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs
Me:
@rosexknight this is how Alice and azure happened
HA! It really is. I don’t remember who started it though. I just remember Alice was like “Mmm Pegasi” and you shoved Azure at her XD
You were talking about who likes what and I posted a joke about azure being suave because you said alice likes pegasi.
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kittenplayscorner asked: i keep scrollin by your cookies on my dash and now im all excited for them I HOPE THEY COME OUT GOOD
My cousin dropped them on the floor (/;;w;;)/ all of them
So I just cut a icecream sandwich into a heart instead
