Silver Tongue

Feb 14

bevendre asked: No, it was the first. She set Snape's robes on fire during Harry's first Quidditch match when Quirrel was hexing his broom and Hermione believed it was Snape.

Oh, you’re right. I was thinking it was in the second year when Dobby was hexing the bludger and was thinking she thought it was snape. Yeah, it was first year because he caught it in his mouth because of it.

principalcellist:
“ sara-the-dork:
“ i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:
“ caz-tiel:
“ hothaute:
“ Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
”
what the fuck kind of...

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

(via mysticbaconslice)

sweatersnervously:

before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year

Second year. She set snape on fire on the SECOND year.

(Source: soothsaying, via mysticbaconslice)

“Hey. Azure, you there?”
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reading-while-running:

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

“Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?”

“Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?”

“Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?”

“Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??”

“Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?

Forget the curse, Harry is the real problem here.

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falloutgirlongirl:

xpray777:

*moves to small seaside town with my wife and misunderstood daughter* please promise me you will at least try to like it here

“this will be a brand new start for us” = horror
“Don’t get into any trouble with the neighbors” = coming of age

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thatsthat24:

whirredplay:

Person: hey ever think about us being more than friends?

Me: YES I totally can see us as dragons here let me find the designs I drew

Somebody needs to stop taking direct lines of dialogue out of my life like this

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