Monorailing is the sport of the future
I mean, is there anything cooler than dashing through a city at 300Km/h with nothing but the wind rushing through your hair. Maybe we could put on some headphones too.
Patch has a nag for some extreme activities. Sometimes she goes heart bleeding agencies and exploring… And now she is trying future sports.
Note: If you’re not an AI you should wear a helmet and an adequate outfit.
(Source: ask-patch)
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I made a pegasus pure based on azula-griffon’s rules and stuff. I kinda love how he came out. Too bad I know nothing about him…
This guy needs a name…
Name him Poptart. Then make him taste like one. Aello would like that.
he looks like a cookie though
He does…I’m thinking something Norse.
Why Not Loptr?
That’s not too bad. Do you pronounce it like Lop-ter?
Yeah. It’s an alternate name for Loki
(via rosexknight)
I made a pegasus pure based on azula-griffon’s rules and stuff. I kinda love how he came out. Too bad I know nothing about him…
This guy needs a name…
Name him Poptart. Then make him taste like one. Aello would like that.
he looks like a cookie though
He does…I’m thinking something Norse.
Why Not Loptr?
(via rosexknight)
According to my doctor, I am now officially underweight. He says I need to cut back on the exercise and eat more food.
So, from now on, I’ll be starting every other day off with BREAKFAST PIZZA
To gaim weight you should eat more at night. That pizza is gonna be burned off way too easy if its breakfast
B R E A K F A S T P I Z Z A
What’s a breakfast pizza?
Breakfast pizza is a phenomenon which occurs when pizza, an oven-baked flat bread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and commonly supplemented with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments, is consumed during a time period lasting between 6 AM to noon.
I’m eating breakfast pizza right now
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My biology-adept friend lied to me, skinks actually are lizards.
you were probably thinking of salamanders which are amphibians but look similar to skinks
(photo via porta potty time machine)
I havE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY SHIT
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mysticbaconslice)
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