this ship was in st john’s harbour for literal years and every time you drove by it would be tilting more to the side, like, to the point that everyone was afraid it would tip over. everyone wanted it gone but no one wanted to get in the frigging ship and sail it away because it was so infested with rats. anyways, i completely forgot about it so it’s good to know it’s still chugging away, infested with rats
how is it disease ridden if its a self-contained floating rat home?this is ratphobia let them sail
leave. these. rats. alone.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooor, and now, just. JUST. j-just hear me out… or… ya know…
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
Couldn’t you just sink it? I mean, we have people trained to do it, but if they’re not willing to go near it we have submarines with anti-boat torpedoes don’t we? Or, alternatively, napalm and lots of it.
Rats can swim. Sinking it would give them incentive to get off the boat and head for shore.
Couldn’t they just use a tug boat and then sink it?
They’d cross to your boat on the line.
Just saying
Did you miss the part where they were flesh eating cannibal rats?
If they’re cannibals, then they only eat rat flesh. We aren’t rats.
Every scifi/dystopian/action/etc. movie trailer ever
Voice-over:
"Everything was perfect in our world... until The Thing happened.."
Trailer:
shots of only american cities in ruins
Voice-over:
"I never wanted this to happen but we had to learn to survive."
Trailer:
people wearing futuristic menacing clothing
Trailer:
people training for The Resistance
Trailer:
intense shot of main character loading a weapon
Trailer:
screen cuts to black in between when the gun clicks to add emphasis to the badassness of the gun and fades back in when the main character is holding it
Some guy:
*says witty one-liner before screen cuts to more intense shit*
Villain/hero/some war leader:
*monologuing*
Trailer:
cuts to intense shots of destruction
Trailer:
sexual tension between random couple
Trailer:
intense music playing
Trailer:
people running for their lives
Leader:
"you guys have to be prepared for anything out there!!"
“With Series 10 looming, and with it the end of Peter Capaldi’s run of the Tardis, the BBC is already looking out for the Doctor’s next face. Leaked images show an unknown actor in a particular blue suit…”
Every time I make a post that gets over 5,000 notes I always know someone is going to pull something like this. Someone is going to manipulate my empathy for a fictional talking tiger and make it political.
John A. Bryant himself is not running that twitter. We’re probably talking about some poor social media specialist just trying to get through their day roleplaying as a cereal mascot while constantly being sexually harassed by strange furries. Don’t you dare tell me not to feel sorry for them just because they work for an evil corporation. Everybody works for an evil corporation.
You people just never chill out.
Did they just try to pull receipts on Tony the Tiger
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