Silver Tongue

Feb 10

ask-fem-dissy-blog1 asked: I cant help but wander what Sonata will be like when she grows up.

jitterbugjive:

JITTES! IS SHE STILL SMALL BECAUSE SHE WON’T GROW UP? YOU MONSTER!

(Source: rasec-wizzlbang-blog, via darkflames-secret-luna-corner)

the signs on tumblr

• Aries: rants a lot
• Taurus: stays in their lane
• Gemini: hilarious and unappreciated
• Cancer: alternates between reblogging happy and sad posts
• Leo: most likely to achieve tumblr fame
• Virgo: doesn't even have a blog
• Libra: acts chill but secretly isn't
• Scorpio: adds a comment to everything
• Sagittarius: writes 10 page essays in the tags
• Capricorn: is almost never online
• Aquarius: calls people out on their bullshit
• Pisces: weird but cute person that everyone loves

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

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sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(Source: anthonyamorim, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(Source: calebwidogasts, via mysticbaconslice)

lizzymodblog:

i saw a bird once and you can’t tell me they dont reblog anime

I know a birb who reblogs anime

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lizzymodblog:

im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i kiss this loathsome flesh suit

Explains why people don’t walk over you like a doormat.

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annawintour:

(Source: lolinternets, via )

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