Morty: Rick, why is everything invisible? Where’s Summer? Why did all my stuff disappear?
Rick: To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes, Morty. There’re no items or gra*burp*phics in a PU, Morty! We’re not QPU Aligned, Morty! We built too much speed, we missed our triangles, Morty!
Morty: What are you talking about, Rick?
Rick: It’s the scuttlebugs, they betrayed me! You raise a bug its whole life and when you come back they’re not even there to give you a boost! I’ve only been gone for 12 hours!
0.5 Punches Man uses the ‘held’ part of a previous punch, leeching it off to win his current fight. Since in some contexts the held punch counts as One Punch and in others it adds no punches, we call him 0.5 Punches Man.
Motherfucking TJ “Henry” Yoshi Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Half A press video bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
God damn created 0.5x a presses then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking parallel universes god damn syncing speed fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck TJ “Henry” Yoshi man
Motherfucking scuttlebug scuttlebug you put in the 12 hours fuck put in the 12 hours motherfucking building speed with this gate ceiling fucking hyper speed walking shit TJ “Henry” Yoshi I’m very tired
No man I’ll just talk about the Half A press video all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Half A press video fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck TJ “Henry” Yoshi man he fucked over scuttlebug crazy parallel universes syncing speed T1 through T6 Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who uploaded 0.5x a presses I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck uploaded 0.5x a presses All I can think is who was quoted by the guy who uploaded 0.5x a presses who the fuck uploaded 0.5x a presses
