This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon.
My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel
About three and a half hours of work later, I have an all new respect for @thesweetadventuresofstrawberry because Berrys style is hard as fuck to do. Either way, have this squid garbage. I was originally going to do a thing but decided against it.
I didn’t have a bad
relationship with this client to this point, so we started chatting. After a
few minutes, he had the audacity (and ignorance) to say:
Client: So look at the new Lexus I
got my wife for her birthday!!
