Silver Tongue

Jan 28

Anonymous asked: Do you think beast boy could change his cock into animal cock?

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Doesn’t he just turn his entire body, including his wiener, into an animal?

WOuldn’t that be bestiality?

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literallyunbelievable:
“ are these people idiots
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literallyunbelievable:

are these people idiots

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trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

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you thought you’ve seen it all boy

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HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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theparanoidbassoonist:

There’s a bit on Harrison Ford’s wikipedia page that says he once flew a helicopter to rescue a hiker suffering severe dehydration and all I can think about is how surreal that must have been for the hiker
You think you’re about to die, you’re dehydrated so you’re probably light headed/hallucinating anyway, and suddenly Han Solo is saving your life

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