(via rockboci)
He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth
I wish all sex scenes were written with this level of quality
(via the-nerdy-reindeer)
🤡 🙏 manifesting protag Zelda 🙏🤡
(via rockboci)
brother and sister finally talk about things
(page was long so it was split in two, next one will be done tomorrow)
speakingintongues1983mp3download:
speakingintongues1983mp3download:
mozzarella from real life is trans!
No one is trans please stop
you’re trans
(via bloodsbane)
Rock bands use the same class structure as RPG parties
You got it
[video]
I dont know why people bring this up as some kind of gotcha when
- that’s wrong, only about half the land in the Netherlands is below sea level, and it doesn’t include where I live
- Dutch flood control is famously the best in the world
- because of that, there haven’t been any floods in the Netherlands in almost 70 years
A mute mage and a mage without hands who have to team up whenever a spell has verbal and somatic components.
Batman Universe #3
(via adurot)