i thot this was survivor season 41 cast lineup at first when i scrolled by really fast fawefawefawefwaef
“I’m Jeff Probst. For this season of Survivor, we’re doing something a little bit different. In the biggest season yet, the tribes will be made up of world leaders. What they don’t know is that they’re not leaving this island. I’ve instigated a coup and am going to seize control of the world while they rot here in Fiji. 39 days, 20 contestants, no survivors. welcome to Jeff’s world!”
How tf you gonna have Boris Johnson front and center and then say “Diplomacy is back” without irony?
Ghost Rider using his ability to turn any vehicle into a flame-spewing hell-ride on something incongruous
John Constantine’s sexual history becoming relevant in very unlikely contexts
The Flash’s villains acting like a congenial social club for middle-aged men who happen to enjoy dressing up in brightly coloured spandex and robbing banks
Hawkeye just happening to have a trick arrow with an implausibly specific function
Swamp Thing acting like a 1980s Vertigo Comics character in more contemporary titles and the other characters never being 100% sure how to react
Batman straight-facing something objectively absurd
Everybody’s gangster til Ye Olde Phantom Cyclist pulls up on a flaming penny farthing.
FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE BUT
The thing you’ve got to recognise is that, in spite of its numerous flaws, the 2007 Nicholas Cage movie is the closest any screen adaptation has ever come to adequately capturing how deeply weird this character is.
ed elric is definitely the kind of celebrity who would be a recluse.. once he’s into his 20s or w/e and people try to talk to him abt his experiences/interview/venerate him hes just like “man.. i just wanna mow hay….. tend to my sheep.. im not dealing with this bs today!!!!!!! fuck off!!!!!”
he has the tony hawk problem. “hey, you look kinda like edward elric!” people tell him on the train. “i wonder what he’s up to these days.” “this,” ed replies.
