Silver Tongue

Jan 25

a6:

a6:

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

the alignments:

lawful good: club penguin
neutral good: fantage
chaotic good: poptropica

lawful neutral: toontown
true neutral: marapets
chaotic neutral: wizard 101

lawful evil: webkinz
neutral evil: gaia online
chaotic evil: neopets

I started off chaotic good but then became neutral evil when I was 13

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

Jan 24

jwblogofrandomness:

Why is it that there are so many Marvel movies yet Black Widow still doesn’t have her own film yet?

Same reason she doesn’t have toys. Same reason there’s no rey toy. The marketing team thinks she’s not marketable enough due to stupid gender roles. Luckily, with the backlash that the reyless toys brought, that might change. Enough people have complained about the lack of female representation in film that they might start putting effort in them.

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jughelljones:
“ woke-up-on-derse:
“ high-metafive:
“ tag yourselves im grandparent elementals
”
Where is this from? Also I’m bird lotion salesman
”
Lesbian Uncle.
”
Jpeg Fetishist

jughelljones:

woke-up-on-derse:

high-metafive:

tag yourselves im grandparent elementals

Where is this from? Also I’m bird lotion salesman

Lesbian Uncle.

Jpeg Fetishist

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

gluttonace:
“ sord:
“ tag yourself im bake sale
”
I’m literally Chicken Alfredo help me
”
I’m snowball with hints of chicken alfredo

gluttonace:

sord:

tag yourself im bake sale

I’m literally Chicken Alfredo help me

I’m snowball with hints of chicken alfredo

(via hollllow)

soloontherocks:
“ iwannaforgettheworld:
“ senpaiexpress:
“ the-darkmortaldevices:
“ gallifrey-feels:
“ mellieforyellie:
“ scarvenrot:
“ mooneymannyinthesky:
“ yukitalia:
“ 8oo:
“ youregoingtolovemynuts:
“ dysphorism:
“ I am still thinking about...

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

@scraps-is-busy

(via soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog)

professor-pigeon:
“ This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever
”
@scraps-is-busy

professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

@scraps-is-busy

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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