Silver Tongue

Feb 02

azuila:

vcrizzle:

azuila:

slytherin: *collectively works really hard all year*

slytherin: *earns the highest number of house points*

slytherin: *literally wins house cup*

dumbledore:

dumbledore: *clears throat* nuh uh honey

but gryffindor are the good guys ok

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Slytherine only really had three assholes in the first year. Well, one asshole and two people who just follow along. Hell, in the second year, hermione only hated one slytherine girl we never see because the slytherine girl was ugly… Then Hermione became a cat. Karmas a bitch, hermione, but so are you.

Hell, we see more ravenclaws and gryffindors being assholes than slytherines.

(via saccharinecyanide)

I’m really proud with you coming out as trans! ^w^ I wish you luck on your transition, and I’m sure you’re going to be absolutely adorable!! I understand how you feel, being trans myself. And BTW I noticed that your description states that you’re an atheistic satanist. I know a little bit about that religion and I think it’s perfectly lovely. I’m an agnostic theist who’s interested in religions so I thought I could get your input about the ideology and your story behind joining it. I’m sure I could do lots of research about it, but having a discussion with someone about something has it’s own rewards that research doesn’t have to offer. 

Thank you. I’ve already had some obstacles such as the fact that Doctors are so expensive and I don’t want to have this show up on my medical insurance because then my father will find out and I know I will have to tell him some day but I want it to already be too late for him to find do anything about it.

Also, about my religion, LaVeyan Satanism is where god and satan are more symbols than actual beings. The gist of what it’s about is that I am my own goddess. I worship myself and I am in charge of my own destiny. I choose my own fate and I’m responsible for my actions. It’s about glorifying oneself while at the same time understanding that nobody else is responsible for the actions of someone.

Thank you for the support.

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ask-the-dark-dash:
“ultrafacts:
“vancity604778kid:
“sunraels-manifesto:
“ultrafacts:
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I read this and all I can think about is Hetalia
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Also, you can pay to become a lord, lady, baron or baroness of...

ask-the-dark-dash:

ultrafacts:

vancity604778kid:

sunraels-manifesto:

ultrafacts:

Source

For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

I read this and all I can think about is Hetalia

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Also, you can pay to become a lord, lady, baron or baroness of Sealand  [x]

NO!

Holy shit, I can become a knight of sealand for only £100!

(via deep-sea-prince)

bearhatalice:
“ necturusmaculosus:
“ busket:
“ stunningpicture:
“ Perfectly timed wedding photo
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so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right
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when will my reflection show
who i am
inside
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Nobody suspects a thing
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True loved kiss can break the...

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

True loved kiss can break the curse

(via deep-sea-prince)

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magoberry:

me: [character] is aromantic

person: no that character was in a relationship with [other character]

me:

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(Source: oddeyesdragons, via mysticbaconslice)

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lilacdaisy:

patrick-hump:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

THANKYOU

TRUTH

(Source: egalitarianyellowfang-blog, via mysticbaconslice)