Silver Tongue

Jan 23

joke yoda

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What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?

They ALL-da-RAN!

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FUUUUUUNNY JOKE

What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?

A Millennium Falcon!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY JOKE

What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?

A Yo, duh!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY JOKE

Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?

Cloud City!

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FUNNNY

JOOOOOOKE

What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?

A JABBA

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FUNNY

JOKE

I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.

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Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?

Because their whole planet is En-Door!

FUNNY

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JOKE

What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?

Count Doodoo!

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FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

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What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?

Jango Fett Unchained!

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FUNNY JOKE

What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?

GEORGE

MUCUS

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FUNNY JOKE

What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?

His… four-arms!!!

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What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?

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A

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TIE

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FIGHTER

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Funny Joke?

…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???

no, you have to have also seen something else to be able to understand it

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

highrollinggambler asked: If you gonna make a Sonic OC you're gonna have to make him edgey, as per the rules of Sonic OC creation.

scraps-is-busy:

Already did that ages ago. I named the character Hellbane for crying out loud.

I suggested a black and red one with guns and a dark past hidden by amnesia.

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Something I noticed when watching doctor horrible

Penny is eating two frozen yogurts waiting at the laundromat while singing about being unsure whether or not she actually loves hammer

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And when people enter the laundromat

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She looks at them like she’s expecting someone who won’t show.

HMMMMM…

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

artsofallkinds asked: ...hypnotize me?

scraps-is-busy:

You’ve had enough. Your brains are probably slipping out.

Everyone knows that the only people who can be hypnotized by scraps and live are kai (though kai wouldn’t need to be) Draci, rose and myself.