Imagine coming home to find a delicious dinner waiting for you, courtesy of your favorite character. You enthusiastically dig in -then slow down, wondering if they’ll think you’re a complete pig.
“Isn’t the food to your liking?” they ask.
“It’s great,” you respond. “But is it all right for me to eat so much?”
“Of course. Eat all you like…” They smirk. “You’re going to need your strength.”Oh fuck
wait, are we going on an adventure with said character or fighting them?
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The Random Darknet Shopper, an automated online shopping bot with a budget of $100 a week in Bitcoin, is programmed to do a very specific task: go to one particular marketplace on the Deep Web and make one random purchase a week with the provided allowance. The purchases have all been compiled for an art show in Zurich, Switzerland titled The Darknet: From Memes to Onionland, which runs through January 11.
The concept would be all gravy if not for one thing: the programmers came home one day to find a shipment of 10 ecstasy pills, followed by an apparently very legit falsified Hungarian passport– developments which have left some observers of the bot’s blog a little uneasy.
If this bot was shipping to the U.S., asks Forbes contributor and University of Washington law professor contributor Ryan Calo, who would be legally responsible for purchasing the goodies? The coders? Or the bot itself?
ROBOTS ARE STARTING TO BREAK THE LAW AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT - Fusion
I am still laughing about this.
Where art isn’t quite crime, crime not quite art.
Such algorithmic flagrancy
So instead of taking it offline they took it into custody. Ok.
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obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting
like vegetables? yeah right. how about you just pull a potato right out of the ground and eat it raw without seasoning or cooking it? DO IT, EAT THE RAW POTATO COVERED IN DIRT AND TELL ME YOU LIKE VEGETABLES.
^this
I eat raw bacon, its good.
Want raw meat? Beef jerky kinda counts.
want some pepsi/coke?? you’re disgusting you’re suppose to eat sugar on its own in handfuls damn you for being human
wtf yo drink coffee disgusting you’re supposed to chew up and swallow the beans right from the fucking ground man you uncultured disgusting swine
Seemly someone’s never heard of sushi.
WTF are you doing eating chocolate? Aren’t you aware that you’re only supposed to eat the very bitter cocoa bean?
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OK AY IM SORRY JUST THESE PEOPLE ARE BEIN DICKS AN D I
IM CACKLING
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I realise this is shittiest thing to post on your Independence Day but now you can see why I would fail in an American school
This has seven hundred notes and it’s basically out of my control now but omg this is the Canadian grading scale
THIS is the American grading scale. As you can see, it is completely and utterly designed to make students feel like they are failures. If you think you’d do terribly in Canada, just try and deal with the grades in America. Personally, I’d be thrilled with the Canadian grading system.
A 70 IS A B IN CANADA
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I CRIED OVER 70s
GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME OVER 70s
HAD MY FATHER’S HATE AND ANGER UNLEASHED UPON ME OVER 70s
*waves arms* in new york, a sixty five or lower means you fail the class
and in most places an A+ is not an existing grade, most high schools and pretty much all universities only go up to A and its usually reserved for 94-100% range. the fact canada has an A++ dumbfounds me
(Source: emblian-remade, via zeroyalviking)
Look at this purebread puppy
i’m done
Looks inbread to me
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Going to bed. Drop one thing you know about me in my inbox. I’m just curious as to how well you people know me.
tumblr is a 100% functional website improved with each update
there is no war in ba sing se
All hail the overseer. We’re born in the vault; we die in the vault
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