Silver Tongue

Jan 22

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flux-ygg:
donkus:
classicmeevs:
reblog if jared leto frightened u while you were just trying to make ur film
jared leto put a note in my sneakers that just said “are feet shoes?” and since that dreadful day i have not known peace.
once jared leto put a sticky note on my geometry homework saying “Are Squares Rectangles?” and I still haven’t slept to this day
jared leto married my mom and keeps reminding me I’m allowed to call him dad if I want to

Jared leto turned the toilet paper to face the wrong way and wrote “what is right and what is wrong?”

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kramergate:

the only thing I care about on this smoking husk of a miserable planet is dollar store illustrated bible stories

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nogfhaver:

burgerwizard:
absolute precision
trust no one, not even no one

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reyton:

bisexualvoid:
reyton:
reyton:
don’t attack john boyega for saying poe/finn isn’t “more than a bromance” like… i’m not thrilled with his answer either but he doesn’t have creative control over the movies, he’s not an untouchable legacy cast member like mark hamill, he could be penalized by the Walt Disney Corporation for suggesting his character is gay/bi - i’m already seeing people being like, “wtf john ur not my fave anymore” and like, stop
also worth noting that john was reportedly only paid $100,000 for his work in the force awakens and is currently in the process of renegotiating his contract for episode viii so now is probably not the time to be incurring the wrath of disney by unilaterally declaring finn gay or bi
“only paid $100,000″ is incredible. there are better reasons for defending this dude just so u know
uh yeah lol it is actually a problem that a young black actor was paid $100,000 for the lead role in a movie with a $200 million budget which went on to gross $1.8 billion worldwide, especially when you consider his white co-stars (i.e., adam driver) earned vastly higher paycheques for vastly less screentime

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You just fell into the Underground!

deoxyrebornicleic:

asgowl:
psychadelicninja:
faranae:
nearlydeadzed:
plushysins:
fans-tastic:
thephokus:
oopsallsans:
antarestyl:
namekian-maoh:
lordjak:
What are your items?
The clothing you are wearing becomes your armor!
The item closest to you ~~besides your computer, keyboard and mouse~~ becomes your weapon!

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Mine are
Armor : Over-sized sweater
Weapon : Paintbrush
Armor: Jacket
Weapon: Inhaler
Armor: Sweater
Weapn: Pillow
Armor: Worn Bear with a Boombox T-shirt.

Weapon: Microphone
Weapon: cash register
Armor: GAP sweater from last year’s clearance rack.
Armor : blue jacket
Weapon : 4 ketchup packets
Armor: hoodie
Weapon: giraffe mug
Armor: Light blue and Dark blue striped sweater
weapon: …mop
Armor: Sweater that shows too much cleavage to be functional
Weapon: … A fork. I suppose that’s kind of useful.
Armor: a green shirt
Weapon: Scissors …
well then…
Armor: Blue and Cyan Shorts

Weapon: A 3DS, I guess I can just smake them with this
Armor: Yellow and purple jacket
Weapon: Sewing machine strings

Armour: sweat pants
Weapon: puzzle ball

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lukehiemings:

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

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