Silver Tongue

Jan 21

getting a note on a super old post

How Much We’ve Advanced in 20 Years:
1996: 2 gigabytes of storage
2016: 64 gigabytes of storage

“I hired a clown for my son’s birthday and he just climbed up on the table and took a great big shit on top of the cake”
CLOWN: “lady it was a JOKE, it’s not easy coming up with material to ENTERTAIN people all the time, if you’re so SENSITIVE why did you even hire a clown in the first place”

(via bloodsbane)

Anonymously tell me if I have influenced your art in any way!

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mydrunkkitchen:

I don’t understand people that use judgement and criticism to somehow get the results they want. Like parents who tell their children that they are living in a sty and it’s filthy and disgusting and all that stuff. Does that sound motivating to you? It’s like “Oh. Thank you for taking a shit on my existence. I absolutely want to clean it now.”
Why can’t more people be like “Hey, I’ve noticed you’re living in squalor. Are you depressed?” or even better like “You know, honey, you always feel more motivated and happier when your room is clean. Want to spend some time doing that? We can go to lunch later if you get it done this morning.”
I mean like… that sounds awesome, right? Compliments? LUNCH??? I’m game. I trick myself with rewards all the time. For instance, right now I just finished breaking down a bunch of boxes for recycling. You know what my reward was? Writing this!
Anywho. Brain thoughts.

(via bloodsbane)

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Game: choose your specialization
Me: healer
Game: you have chosen UNDERPAID BABYSITTER
Me: wait-

deyogee:

The SJWs are awake and are (surprise!) looking at my blog and making vague posts about it on tumblr and twitter!
It doesn’t matter what I say or do this point they’re just going to keep putting me down.
So let me get this out of the way! Since none of you seem to remember that I apologized for this bACK IN FUCKING NOVEMBER; I’m sorry for using ‘Autism’ as a joke in reference to somebody saying ‘ryou bakura is canon trans’! Even though he’s not. I’m not against your headcanons, which I also stated MULTIPLE TIMES, but you guys will attack users over anything it seems and then play the victim.
Now I don’t ever even remember using ‘retarded’ in any way but if I did I apologize.

(via deyogee-deactivated20190228)

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