Silver Tongue

Jan 29

cloudmercury:

my-caliginous-romance:

hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok to say that to other women.  Call her “motherfucking shithead” or “cranberry fucknut” or something that’s genderneutral.  If we wanna change we gotta start somewhere

cranberry fucknut is my new favourite insult.

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cloudmercury:

my-caliginous-romance:

hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok to say that to other women.  Call her “motherfucking shithead” or “cranberry fucknut” or something that’s genderneutral.  If we wanna change we gotta start somewhere

cranberry fucknut is my new favourite insult.

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Mini fuckups one after another

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HIGH MOTHERFUCKER TYPE PROPERLY

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Am I hig

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Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

adurot:

I still do that. I’m doing it right now in fact. I think I’m close.

The keyword is day before. As in you would only check it once a day.

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saccharinesylph:
“jumpingjacktrash:
“ rainbowbarnacle:
“ meglyman:
“ cantwecryinstead:
“ Cute baby cuttlefish cuddling. This picture makes me feel so much better about my life and the shitty story I wrote and the shitty art I made.
Be happy, these...

saccharinesylph:

jumpingjacktrash:

rainbowbarnacle:

meglyman:

cantwecryinstead:

Cute baby cuttlefish cuddling. This picture makes me feel so much better about my life and the shitty story I wrote and the shitty art I made.
Be happy, these cuttlefish demand it with their adorableness.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CUDDLEFISH

this is appropriate for this blog

Yes. Where may I purchase a baby cthulu?

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danielradio:

dearnonacepeople:

If you put blue and red together it makes purple.

Purple is not referred to as half red half blue though because it is on its own a color.

The same applies to bisexuality.

and some shades are much more blue or much more red, but they’re still called purple

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provocatoria:
“ shields-legalcounsel:
“ strongblackbrotha:
“ trypophobic-canine:
“ legal-savvy:
“ Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear” ”
where can i find this
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Black People this is important. Signal...

provocatoria:

shields-legalcounsel:

strongblackbrotha:

trypophobic-canine:

legal-savvy:

Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.

where can i find this

Black People this is important. Signal Boost this. Could save a life.

Reblogging to add: YOU MUST UNAMBIGUOUSLY CLAIM YOUR RIGHTS TO BOTH A LAWYER AND TO SILENCE FOR THEM TO COUNT. This means you have to actually say “I am not speaking to you any longer without an attorney.” And then you have to SHUT. UP. No matter what. If you reengage with them in any manner, you have WAIVED your rights. The US Supreme Court in all of their majestic wisdom has decided that staying silent is not enough to exercise your right to silence. The police know that their interrogations have to stop once you tell them you won’t speak with them without a lawyer. If all you do is remain silent, they will KEEP INTERROGATING YOU. Now repeat after me: “I am not speaking to you without an attorney present. I am invoking my right to an attorney and to silence.” And say nothing else. 

I’m not a lawyer, but this is how shit goes down. 

Reblogging because lisa is a lawyer-extrodinaire and this additional info is important!

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