Silver Tongue

Jan 20

katodown:

babblingbug:

zombb-8:

gingahhh:

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

image
image

And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

image

(via taffybuns)

radicaltrains:

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

(via officialkeikoandgilly)

Jan 19

[video]

[video]

rosexknight:

pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

image

this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

image


It’s honestly “Trying to do anything that won’t offend anyone on Tumblr.”

(Source: matthewsagan, via rosexknight)

airbenderedacted:
“ thuothoughts:
“ atomic-clock:
“ But what if, stay with me here, 4 ruby
”
@seer–of-light
”
#naughty diplomats are put in the rube cube to atone for their sins
”

airbenderedacted:

thuothoughts:

atomic-clock:

But what if, stay with me here, 4 ruby

@seer–of-light

#naughty diplomats are put in the rube cube to atone for their sins

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

[video]

[video]

I forgot how complex link hyrule assassin was.

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

poni-pon:

toon-artzy:

ludicrouscastor:

lyricisnotok:

im-a-piece-of-toast:

mythrilkitty:

ravenwithpens:

cryingpyromaniac:

charlesdecosta:

sweetekko:

galaxy-derpy-hooves:

nightvaleskies:

teach-a-spider-to-read:

nekonavierae:

understuck-hell:

irl-noodle-kyuzo:

fairy-space:

kingofsmalldeer:

thelilnan:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ashentoashen:

undertheshadowofdawn:

sleep-walker:

helmetedheadtaker:

some-gamer-girl:

radioactivequokka:

wearing-a-hoodie-because-i-can:

woof-woof-motherfurrickers:

fullmetal-ciel:

antisocial-memester:

gem-of-the-things:

callonielb:

toomanyfandomshelp:

b1pp3r:

bipperkins:

fooexe:

pallet-drawings:

ask-chica-chickie:

ask-chica-chickie:

rivencipher:

frist-over-easy:

Yes, Captain America has LEGS!

Why? Because I can!

You taste like springrolls

HOT CLOCK ON SPOON ACTION

dingle bopper

hot sauce lube

the grunkle frunkle

i love sin

ORANGE CREAMSICLES

u fukin memelord

THERE’S PEOPLE ON THE ROOF! THIS IS CHAOS!

DONT FUCK WITH THE SOCKLORD

-avacados

Its wasnt permanet

LAMP FANS

LAAAAMMMMPPPP FANNNSSSSSSSSSS

Lampone

KILLAGER BEES

no

He’s probably reading Tom Clancy at Olive Garden.

there she goe

“Fuckin’ biracial cats, man”.

Tha…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….nkssssssssss

“anything is possible if you try hard and believe in yourself.”

“Get naked”
“I’m already naked”
“Oh”

Be careful, there is a frog in the garden

“CUIDADO!!” 

and “MOTHER WHY”

“thats gay” “only a little bit gay”

There’s a caterpillar on the ceiling..

Quoth the Raven,
“Bells.”

“You will be sleeping in the closet but I’m sure you’re already familiar with that.”

“Where’s the vegetable steamer?”
“Pasta.”
“What?”

CHUCK E CHEESE IS NOT A BEAR

A four word letter

Gaster’ cloak thing

IF YOU WEAR PLATES YOU CAN’T WEAR SPOONS

Sad Porn
“Every Week of the Day.”
7
“He has a fish up his ass!”
Swear Jar
“He was hanging from his balls!”

GIDDAMIT ANG WITH THE SAD PORN


TRULY ERECT ALL OTHER ERECTIONS ARE MERE FALSEHOODS

YOU CAN CALL ME DADDY

“Let Carlos follow his dreams”

“Magicarp is one op basturd”

“Get your shark and cow porn out of this call”

Garlic clove vagina @toejamy1212-art-blog @pea-chuu @dawningdonuts

“Fish tiddies.”

“I’m gonna draw the dick.”

“DOES SPIDER HAVE PUS-PUS.”

@darkiethedark

Sexrets @mint-and-love

“You were almost a jill-sandwhich”

“Tactial Tickle”

“Tactical Roll”

“Nifty Difty Lemon Shifty”

//SCREAMING

Blanket Burrito

Precious Cinnamon Roll Child

Cummies for Kittens

I’M NAWHT CANAYDIAHN

Kylie No

Kylie Stop

Be nice to the new people

Don’t show them weird things we’re trying to get more people for our competitive team, Kylie I’m so serious do not weird these people out

Kylie I told you not to weird these people out

the birds

(via toodaioo)