Silver Tongue

Jan 28

[video]

dequeer:
“ luci-fucker:
“ where-my-wild-things-are:
“ Bee the difference
”
i have never so cheerfully been told something this terrifying and certainly not by a bee
”
first person to add a bee movie reference dies
”

dequeer:

luci-fucker:

where-my-wild-things-are:

Bee the difference 

i have never so cheerfully been told something this terrifying and certainly not by a bee 

first person to add a bee movie reference dies

(Source: similar-metaphors, via )

“jinkies i lost my glasses!” — velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn get contacts (via nerkmid)

(Source: slutstain, via thatsthat24)

The New Tumblr Update (Jan 28)

xkit-extension:

There is apparently a new update from Tumblr. An update that brings a brand new text editor, among other small tweaks. Unfortunately, none of my test accounts received the update yet, so I don’t know much about it.

From the message I’ve been getting, I know that it breaks the QuickTags functionality, One-Click Reply extension and and some other Post Editor tweaks. 

I’ve also been receiving messages about XKit Mobile quickly logging users off just after a login.

Unfortunately, since I don’t have the update yet, there is absolutely nothing I can do about this for now.

As soon as I receive the update, I’ll do my best fix the extensions that were affected by this change and the XKit Mobile app as soon as possible.

Thank you for your patience and support.

At least we now someone is working on fixing tumblr. If only the staff could do that. Wait… The staff are the ones causing the problems…

(Source: xkit-extension-blog)

sherokutakari:

“but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!”

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

(via deep-sea-prince)

awkwardtransboy:

awkwardtransboy:

“but gay and lesbian couples can’t have biological children!!!” friend i have some news for u and it’s called stop pretending trans people don’t exist u piece of shit

im so happy this got so many notes ok this is so important

(Source: daimtrans, via deep-sea-prince)

Anonymous asked: The difference between a SJW and an activist: An activist tries to get a ramp added to a building for easier wheelchair access. The SJW tries to get the stairs removed because they might offend people who can't use them.

sjwfuckups:

ughsocialjustice:

ughsocialjustice:

This is the most eloquent description I have ever read.

-The DeafPsych One

image

Nonnie, that was beautiful!

-the Polish one

And we have a winner!

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”

 A novel by me

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

“I read the entire series before watching the movie and the movie was terrible compared to them” the movie based on the hit novel

(via deep-sea-prince)

[video]

dennys:
“TOASTBUSTERS
“Whatever you do, don’t look at the trap.”
“I looked at the trap Ray.” ”
rebornica

dennys:

TOASTBUSTERS

“Whatever you do, don’t look at the trap.”

“I looked at the trap Ray.”

rebornica 

(Source: dennys, via dennys)