Silver Tongue

Jan 28

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Yesterday I was finally happy for hte first time in forever and today I feel like complete shit. What the actual fuck.

jib-janeen:

modern day harry potter au where fred and george become famous in the muggle world for their ridiculous vines that no one can figure out how they’re pulling off

Wait, viners are actually wizards? thatsthat24, you have some explaining to explain to the ministry.

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lizzymodblog:

i really really really like reptiles

Understandable. Dinosaurs and dragons are reptiles.

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Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

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itsmemacleod:

How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

Does it count if I have a closet of multiple pairs of the same pants and shorts?

(Source: macleod, via thatsthat24)

cravenaddict:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

In all honesty, I would probably do the same.

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hylean:

officialhamlet:

everyone please look at what my sister just made

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good god

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