Silver Tongue

Jan 18

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octoberreads:
farashasilver:
lycanography:
What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”
“I used a fucking net.”
“How did you get past the dragon?”
Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”
“How did you get through the hedge maze?”
“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”
“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”
“Shotgun.”

“Harry, how did you find serius black!?”
“facebook”

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rosexknight:

I miss all of Emma from season 1

season 1 emma was kind of a bitch. I mean, all and all, regina WAS right for the most part. If the curse wasn’t real, then emma would have had her ass sent to jail.

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