au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
Imagine everything is black and white. You see someone across the street. The world gains colour. You two start running towards each other. A car hits t he other person. You just stand there, shocked as the colour fades slowly. Then, when the ambulance is taking the person to the hospital, it finally goes back to being just black and white.
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so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
wait so what happened next? someone was so annoyed at the idea that said ‘even your anus would be a better name than george’ or
that’s funny. i’ve never heard of a george in our sülar system.
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a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
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there are gay people in the middle east
there are gay people wherever there are any people
the difference is, in many countries in the Middle East the “nonexistent” gay people need to remain “nonexistent” to avoid getting shot…
***pictures of pride demonstrations in Jordan and Turkey as well as other non Middle Eastern countries
This is so important
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S3E06, Sleepless in Ponyville — Deleted Scene
Sometimes, when the gods argue, you get cool stuff.
Use one of the mirrors (or click it through to the Deviantart version) for better quality! (Imgur, Gfycat)
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dolphin orgies are called wuzzles
I got curious
wuzzles are actually as cute as the word sounds
this just in
dolphin orgies are cute
they make adorable beeping noises ;A;
did you know dolphins ejaculate with enough force to break human bones?
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Now I just really want to know why giraffes are so blatantly homosexual
Because they aren’t lynched by other giraffes for being homo.
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
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