Silver Tongue

Jan 17

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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copperbadge:
“ acebycircle:
“ He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
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If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in...

copperbadge:

acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

(via gassymexican)

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matesprit:

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

memeufacturing:

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀
what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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serbamf:

socialist-anxiety:

me: I’m a non-binary girl.

friend: okay but you still have a man’s body

me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

friend: i’ll get the shovels

I had to read this a couple times.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

Jan 16

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