Silver Tongue

Jan 25

stargazer34:

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

OMFG

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A GURPS Christmas Story

outofcontextdnd:

GM1: You enter a Laboratory and see a swivel Chair. In the chair sits a fat man in a santa themed labcoat.

GM2: Greetings you must be the group sent to stop me, I really-

Player: I start shooting at him *rolls a 7* and I hit him in the chest.

GM1: What!?

Other 8 Players: We also start shooting him.

GM3: I think we can assume at least half the bullets hit.

GM4: And… he is dead.

GM2: Told you we should have given him armor.

spookylittlebird:
“ nobody believed me when I said the moon lived in a big mountain but now who’s laughing? now who’s the ‘weird moon guy’? now who’s banned from my local library?
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spookylittlebird:

nobody believed me when I said the moon lived in a big mountain but now who’s laughing? now who’s the ‘weird moon guy’? now who’s banned from my local library?

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sagesins:

lightsintheskye:

akarui-sakura:

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • “i don’t have much to say”
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • “i like listening”
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

I imagine Link saying these things.

Imagine, you say?

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“If you insist, buddy.”

this is literally the greatest thing that’s happened in 2015 yet.

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maybeiwasserious:
“ spazzyena:
“ assassins-doin-shit:
“ captain-of-the-garrison:
“ kuronightsword:
“ ultrafacts:
“ musingsofabunyip:
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Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to...

maybeiwasserious:

spazzyena:

assassins-doin-shit:

captain-of-the-garrison:

kuronightsword:

ultrafacts:

musingsofabunyip:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.

He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.

OH

you're welcome

leo what the actual fuck

my kind of guy

And I thought Michelangelo was the party dude.

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