Silver Tongue

Jan 16

fluffy-elephants:

sasukegg:

im laughing i went to type heck yes and i typed “heck yeck”

heck yeck

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

brocialist:

friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit production so they can make money and live in comparative luxury to the rest of us

(via saccharinecyanide)

hotephoetips:

applewhiskeyandmilk:

sonypraystation:

gang0fwolves:

thegardenofbooty:

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

If he can’t pile drive you into the fucking ground, he’s a bird

(via saccharinecyanide)

ambienne:
“ This tweet means a lot to me.
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ambienne:

This tweet means a lot to me.

(via thetimeisneveright)

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bloodsbane:

ALSO JUST IN GENERAL i’ve always thought the trope of making fun of kids with glasses was on to the absolute stupidest things ever, like what weaksauce game, come up with better insults losers 

ihatejonarbuckle:
“ Liz is trying, but I fear it’s not enough :(
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ihatejonarbuckle:

Liz is trying, but I fear it’s not enough :(

(via bloodsbane)

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