Silver Tongue

Jan 16

watching howells moving castle for the first time in years.

powerjock:
“ coffindude:
“ lightbluesoldier:
“ i fused dwayne johnson and vin diesel (dwin johnsel) together and he looks surprisingly more innocent than his two contributors
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this man could never be an action movie star
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this man works at...

powerjock:

coffindude:

lightbluesoldier:

i fused dwayne johnson and vin diesel (dwin johnsel) together and he looks surprisingly more innocent than his two contributors

this man could never be an action movie star

this man works at verizon

This man would make an excellent caretaker for children. He’s probably a foster parent and genuinely cares for the children.

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kahlil-themulattoassassin:
“ lipstickstainedlove:
“ thehalfrolatina:
“ thehalfrolatina:
“ itswalky:
“ katimus:
“ radiofreealcyone:
“ itswalky:
“ itswalky:
“ adam4d:
“ Radical Muslim vs radical Christian
” ”
(I also considered Andrew Jackson, a...

kahlil-themulattoassassin:

lipstickstainedlove:

thehalfrolatina:

thehalfrolatina:

itswalky:

katimus:

radiofreealcyone:

itswalky:

itswalky:

adam4d:

Radical Muslim vs radical Christian

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(I also considered Andrew Jackson, a Christian who was responsible for the Trail of Tears, which killed more non-Christian people than the 9/11 attacks, and yet gets to be on our $20 bill.)

(but, you know, iconographical brevity and all that)

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Excuse me sir, may I have a moment to talk to you about Jesus?

It really just gets me when people forget about the fucking crusades.

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nooooooooooooooooobody remembers the Spanish Inquisition!

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Indian Boarding Schools, anyone?

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Colonization of the Americas and the genocide of millions of Indigenous people in the name of “Manifest Destiny”?

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….or what about the biggest forced migration in human history, the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade? The enslavement of millions of Africans was all done in the name of Christianity, sooooooooo…..

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Oh HEY, what about all those radical Christian bombings that happen, lik ethe Oklahoma City bombing, pictured above, or the bombing of Planned Parenthood and Abortion Clinics?

No one remembers to include the OKC bombing omg

I, a Christian, approve the message

Don’t forget the salem witch trials where many people were tried and executed because they were somehow acting unchristian

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triparto:

aluminum-heart:

aluminum-heart:

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

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GJAHDGJADDJAD

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Anonymous asked: tiny gecko dragons

iguanamouth:

oh NO

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@dracini

queenofchildren:

“Today we are cancelling the apocalypse!” will forever be one of the most badass lines in any film ever. 

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officialvarrictethras:

HEY O’CONNELL

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IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I’VE GOT ALL THE HORSES!

HEY BENNY

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LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!

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qcatter:

rogeradcliffe:

shakes head and purses lips in disappointment as i type ‘/page/2’ after your url because i couldn’t find the “next” button

screams as i scroll down your endless blog, only to reblog something and have it return me to the top.

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imstrongerthanallofyou:
“ Reblog with the first name you chose in the tags!
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imstrongerthanallofyou:

Reblog with the first name you chose in the tags!

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