Silver Tongue

Jan 22

misfit26 asked: My friend used to get so mad about how I "mistreated" my characters. And then I showed the stuff you and jitters come up with to him. He doesn't bother me about it anymore, says I'm not that bad now that he's seen you two.

jitterbugjive:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

they do it themselves tbh

I treat em fine

snuggle happy at night

scritch nila under the chin

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mayfly being the only one with actually happy thoughts in the happy thoughts universe

But if she befriends bugs, won’t she convert very painfully and become a mindless drone that will probably die of starvation?

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punk-rock-pilots:
“ r u kiddin me
”

punk-rock-pilots:

r u kiddin me

(Source: sweet-pe4ch, via thatsthat24)

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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Is that aleks?

(via thatsthat24)

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panic-at-the-dildos:
“ i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of...

panic-at-the-dildos:

i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of the years ive gone without sucking dick by sucking a certain amount more until im caught up? is there a difference between sucking one dick twenty times and twenty dicks one time? i have so many questions. if only the meninist was more clear in his wisdom

The correct amount of dick is determined by the moon cycle, the most rainbows seen at once and whether or not it’s a leap year. It’s very complex and what may be too much dick sucking at the moment right now may be just the right amount or even not enough in the future. Trust me, I’m an expert on dick sucking

(Source: heteroerotic, via deep-sea-prince)

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bluebrook:
“ cherrysodacherrysoda:
“ instill-fear:
“ Excuse me… What.
”
what the actual fuck
”
Proof you don’t have to actively hate gay people to be homophobic. To be demeaning as fuck. To see them as less than human, but just your own personal...

bluebrook:

cherrysodacherrysoda:

instill-fear:

Excuse me… What.

what the actual fuck

Proof you don’t have to actively hate gay people to be homophobic. To be demeaning as fuck. To see them as less than human, but just your own personal toys.

(Source: snub-bull, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)