“GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL”
“sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse”
“oh rad bring it in”
“The girl who banged apollo the god of the oracles keeps saying there’s soldiers hiding in it and we should destroy it”
“Awe, you know she’s cray cray. We should have everybody in the city party around it and pass out in front of it!
(Source: gothicprep, via mysticbaconslice)
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frosty-mage-stuff asked: Airplane! is a classic comedy from the 70s. It's the best comedy of all time imo. If you ever get the chance I highly recommend it.
Monthy Python and the Holy Grail begs to differ.
It’s kind of hard to compare the two. Monty Python relies on silly situations, whereas Airplane used more serious situations with literal re-interpretation.
Airplane had a lot more english wordplay, delivered completely deadpan. A lot of the script was taken from a serious airplane drama (so much that it was licensed), and many the actors were serious actors that had never been in comedies before, including Leslie Neilson.
“Surely you can’t be serious!” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
You keep spelling it wrong. It’s Airplane!
The punctuation is part of the title.
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Meant to keep this to the mod blog. Oops.
factory scootadude
They would have a cute baby factory cutieloo
(Source: ask-factory-scootaloo, via scraps-is-busy)
quick reminders about Greek mythology:
- Persephone is black/has dark skin
- Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)
- Gaia is black/has dark skin
- Hades is disabled
- Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]
- Eros is pansexual
- Athena is most likely asexual
- Dionysus is bisexual
- all of the nymphs are nonbinary
- Persephone is the goddess of spring growth
- Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer
like ‘wanna come with us’
‘no’
no hard feelings
end of story
instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why you don’t wanna or can’t go somewhere or you end up going anyway
That’s because many people refuse to take no for an answer and turn violent if you keep saying no.
(Source: zoewashburne, via saccharinecyanide)
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